things i’ve been wrong about before

1) When I was a little girl growing up in Central New Jersey, I was convinced that James Taylor was the inventor of pork roll. I was always confused how someone so musically talented could also be so meatly talented.  

2) “Hump like badgers” is apparently not a widely used saying.  Apparently, NOBODY says it.  Can we get this fixed?  Can someone start saying it so that I don’t sound like a weirdo?

3) Math

4) The amount of time I can tolerate Atlantic City.  Spoilers: it was less than I’d thought.

5) The usefulness of TiVO!  I was sure that wouldn’t last a week, but now everyone and their mom has it.  Everyone but me, of course.  I have principles.  

7) Eli Manning.  Early in his career, I disowned him for being a pretty shitty football player.  Turns out, though, he was just in the wrong sport.  I’m a supporter of the Double Stuf Racing League, and his work within the sport has been tremendous.

 

 

Clearly I am a moron.